KATYA, 33

But I, being poor, have only my dreams; 
I have spread my dreams under your feet; 
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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i just send my bf on workshops etc over the weekends. right now he is off visiting his parents ;)

so you’re all alone now too? tell me it’s brilliant :)))))))

This “alone time” is fucking beautiful, you know? I used to have it all the time but now with the kid and the husb, it’s soooo precious ;)

you know what’s wierd? Toilet paper perforated cuts. 

Like why are they so small??? Do you ever seen a person that used one piece?

mckirkbyjoja:

uuuhshiny:

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You can be home alone in my home, raid my bar, use the bed but cleaning the kitchen is a must, too!

owww?? is that an offer? you really do not want a drunk russian in your home, believe me… ;) We do stuff

I even let you choose between White or Black Russian cocktails… Where do you live in Russia?

dear… no cocktails. just vodka! 

Midle part of Rissia. Yeah… like in between Moscow and Siberia. :P

You can be home alone in my home, raid my bar, use the bed but cleaning the kitchen is a must, too!

owww?? is that an offer? you really do not want a drunk russian in your home, believe me… ;) We do stuff

just in case you might like to share anything…

i wear no panties right now

your secrets are safe with me!

i haven’t told you any yet…

or as far as I remember

be careful - there’s truth in wine ;)

oh dear… you have nooo idea ;) I will tell you everything if I’m wine drunk… and I mean EVERYTHING!

 Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.

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Sassy Robot!!!!!! :))))

but it WAS sassy

it said:

"You really do not have to yell I can understand the human speach on the normal levels just fine"

on the question “How many wheel it has?” it said “Let’s count together” and when my kid said “Two” it said “Oh you really bad at math are you? It’s three”

On the queston “What is that” (pointing on it’s monitor) it said “Can’t you see? it’s a monitor.” 

On the question “Why it’s not working” - “Because it’s broken. obviously.”

;)))) I really loved this sassy robot ;)

— i’m home alone. I’m home Alone! I’M HOME ALONE!!! FINALLY. —

for at least 24 hours!!! 

Heaven starts now :)))

An update.

OK so far I:

- got drunk

- got a nap

- had a mean piece of meat

- watched 4 ep of Graceland

- cleaned the kitchen (couldn’t help it)

Life is goooood ;)))