I will be giffing some Almost Human in about 15 minutes.
At 7.30 pm Moscow time.
If you have any questions or just interested in making gifs - COME JOIN ME!
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He volunteered to save his people … and now he belongs to the Lord Marshall.
Written in response to Katya’s prompt: “Planet is occupied by Lord Vaako. He gathers all the planet’s “high counsel” what’s left and says that there is a tradition that a victor take a willing offering as a sign of full capitulation. He chooses Dorian a high counselor, who understand that from his actions the faith of the whole planet depends on.. so nothing “willing” here… just a cool calculation from both sides. No lust or “oh he’s bad but he’s so hot” just “I need to go through this for my people”.”
Words: 936, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Almost Human, The Chronicles of Riddick Series
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Dorian (Almost Human), Vaako
- Relationships: Dorian (Almost Human)/Vaako
- Additional Tags: hybrid fic, not almost human, not really riddick either, he’s not dorian, But he is, Oh hell, just read the thing, References to Shakespeare, Talk about death, Non-Sexual Submission
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1lRONxQ
LOL We have +5C about 1,2 meters of snow still melting off. Wet and Dirty here. Can’t wait for some REAL spring!
Yeah… just TAKE ME AWAY FOR A WEEK OR TWO!!! :(((
Or as I like to call it “Mud & Ice”
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
Inspired by these pics:
For Katya who wanted: “Planet is occupied by Lord Vaako. He gatheres all the planet’s “high counsil” what’s left and says that there is a tradition that a victor take a willing offering as a sign of full capitulation. He chooses Dorian a high counselor, who understand that from his actions the faith of the whole planet depens on.. so nothing “willing” here… just a cool calsulation from both sides. No lust or “oh he’s bad but he’s so hot” just “I need to go through this for my people”.”
This is a strange hybrid of Almost Human and Vaako from the Chronicles of Riddick. I know next to nothing about COR, so bear with me.
“You aren’t like the others, are you?” Vaako asked the kneeling figure. The question had bothered him during the aftermath of the battle, the cleanup, and the beginning of the conversion process.
“I am not.” He didn’t look up, head bowed towards the floor, the perfect picture of complete submission. Hands behind his back, knees spread slightly, torso straight, he awaited the Lord Marshall’s command.
SQUEEEEE!!!! Look what my Jamie did! READ IT!!! it’s goooooooooooooooooooooodddd.
uuuhshiny replied to your post“whispersofafangirl replied to your post “went to one of those…”I really do not understand what you are saying… We buy all out drinks at grocery shops. the only restriction for selling alcohol here is that the show is to be more than 20m2 big ;)
In the U.S., every state has its own laws about alcohol sales and then inside the states every county have there own. For example, when I was in high school, I lived in what was called a “dry county” meaning no alcohol was sold within county lines. Just across the line into Knox county were a series of bars and liquor stores that people drove to. Silly, right?
In Pennsylvania where I live now, the state controls all liquor sales. If I want a bottle of vodka, I have to go to the state owned liquor store (all of them are state owned in PA) and pay a shit ton of taxes on my bottle of Iced Cake Flavored Smirnoff. Even stranger, until last year, if I wanted a six pack of hard cider, I had to go into a bar and buy it there for a big mark up in price OR buy it at state sponsored stores (a different one) by the case only. Never sure how making me drive to a bar or buy a whole case was going to stop me from consuming too much alcohol. Last year, they changed the law so that grocery stores that have a cafe or place to eat food can sell by the bottle or six pack. But ONLY beer or cider. Wine and hard liquor are still at the other store.
In Tennessee, where my family’s from, you can buy beer, cider, and wine at the grocery store. Liquor stores aren’t state owned, and that’s where you go to buy hard liquor and wine. They even made Moonshine (homemade pure grain alcohol flavored with fruit) legal; there are a number of places up in the mountains where they sell it legally now in mason jars.
Interesting side note, my grandfather was a moonshiner back when it was illegal to make and sell your own alcohol. They called it moonshine because they made it outside at night at hidden stills up in the mountains …. under the moon’s shine. ;D Frasier shine was pretty popular!
Oh poor you :(((
Meanwhile here in Russia in every supermarket